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2025 Nobel Peace Prize - Lightly Used
Awarded for outstanding contributions to peace. Medal still shiny. Comes with original velvet box and certificate of authenticity. Minor existential crisis included at no extra charge.
2019 Nobel Prize in Literature
Beautiful gold medal awarded for literary excellence. Perfect for display in your home library or as a very expensive paperweight. Writer's block not included.
2018 Nobel Prize in Chemistry
Revolutionary work in directed evolution of enzymes. This medal has catalyzed many interesting dinner party conversations. Not actually made of enzymes.
2022 Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences
Awarded for research on banks and financial crises. Selling due to... well, you can probably guess. The irony is not lost on me.
2026 Nobel Peace Prize - PRE-ORDER (Allegedly)
The greatest Nobel Prize in history, frankly. Many people are saying it. I was robbed in 2018, 2019, 2020... actually every year. But this one I definitely won. The Swedish are very nice to me. Beautiful country. Not as beautiful as my buildings, but nice.
2024 Nobel Peace Prize - Norwegian Hypocrisy Edition
Freshly awarded while Norway exports $8 billion in weapons annually. Includes: one gold medal, one certificate, and a masterclass in cognitive dissonance. Kongsberg Defence sends their regards.
2012 Nobel Committee Chairman's Personal Rolodex
Not a prize per se, but includes access to an extensive network of powerful contacts from his time leading the Nobel Committee. Buyer will receive: one leather-bound address book (some pages redacted), membership to several exclusive clubs, and a fascinating list of associates that recently became public. No questions asked about why certain names are highlighted.
2025 Norwegian PM Special - "We Investigated Ourselves" Edition
Commemorating years of expressing "deep concern" about conflicts while approving weapons exports. Includes: one framed photo of looking worried at press conferences, a collection of strongly-worded statements that changed nothing, and documentation of how Norway profits from war while lecturing others about peace. Aksjeskandal not included (sold separately).
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